What does Valentine’s Day have that other holidays don’t? If you ask me, nothing. It’s got the aesthetic appeal, the traditions of exchanging gifts that have been practiced for decades, and it’s even got the ridiculous price surge in commodities associated with it. But it has something other holidays don’t. It’s the only holiday peculiarly designed to celebrate the one you adore. Him. Boomf greeting cards have all you really need to say to your Boo Thang on this festive day. So, don’t wing it, don’t stress it, boomf it.
How can I make wishes in Valentine’s cards the most memorable for him?
This question is key, and it is something everyone asks in less diluted ways. When planning a Valentine’s Day for your Baby Boy you really need to think of how is he never going to be able to forget all the things you wished him in Valentine’s cards for him. If you think he’s not going to remember every word, trust me, he will. And, well, if he actually does forget, that’s a red flag darling.
Anyways, you want to write something he’ll remember for decades, Valentine’s Day after Valentine’s Day, so he’s constantly trying to out-wish or out-gift you in subsequent Valentine’s Days. And if y’all ever broke up, you want your wish to constantly remind him of how marvelling you are, of how he can’t find anyone as tremendous in bestowing withes in Valentine’s cards for him.
But, of course, no pressure. Like I said, if you think you ain’t got this, Boomf got you! Here’s some quirky wishes for Valentine’s cards for him that’ll make him come running.
Quirky Wishes for Valentine’s Cards for Him
Cheers to you for taking this eccentric step. And, well, if you’re a lover of unconventional things like travelling for a full year, or sneaking backstage to see an artiste you admire, this is for you.
- Valentine’s Day meant nothing to me before I met you, bubba. It still means nothing, but yeah, you get what I’m saying. Happy Valentine’s regardless.
- Hey lover, cheers to the day we get to be our lovey-dovey selves. Now, let’s smother those single pringles with our PDA.
- Celebrating Valentine’s Day looks great in movies and all, but in real life, it’s just horrible and costly. Plus, I’m the only gift you really need, right?
- I need to upgrade the power of my glasses because I’m blindly in love with you.
- The best way for me to celebrate Valentine’s Day is with the love of my life— food. But yeah, food can’t read, so here’s a card.
- I have found my way back to your heart like a stray blind dog finds its way back home…? Otherwise, what am I doing here?
- Love is just like a fart. If you push it, shit’s gonna come out! Happy Valentine’s day, hot stuff.
Cheesy Wishes for Valentine’s Cards for Him
He may like them, you never know. He may just smile, or chortle, or giggle, or you may just find out after all these years that he actually laughs like Nicki Minaj, you never know.
- I guess you didn’t steal my heart; you’ve always been here. Happy Valentine’s Day.
- You cannot define love in one word or celebrate love in one day. Everyday with you, Everyday calling your name is Valentine’s Day to me.
- I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of you.
- To the love of my life, from who’s sperm my ovum will be fertilized.
Heartfelt Wishes for Valentine’s Cards for Him
If you just want to open your garments, let him see everything that’s underneath, all of your love, unbridled, uncaged, this is for you.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the most special person in my life. Incase you ever forget, I’m never not thinking of you.
- Happy Valentine’s Day, Handsome. The more time I spend with you, the more I realise how much I can’t live with you, the more I wonder how I could breathe without you, the more I ponder on everything I am with you, the more I wish we met before we did.
Aren’t these more than enough? Aren’t these enthralling enough? Now, if he doesn’t appreciate your wish, you know it’s time to leave. Or you could just read our other articles for another wish for your Valentine’s cards for him that’ll knock him off his feet.
